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The Longtrain Chronicles

by The Goleta All-Stars

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1.
Head Over Heels Knowing you wasn't quite what I'd expected • Never really felt neglected or unwanted • Because it's true that I'm retarded for you and I • Hope that you're retarded too • Oooh yeah • It's in the way that you flip me off and it's • in the way you don't return my messages • It's in the way you hate to be around me and • maybe I'm stupid cuz it's happening again • Either you just knocked me on the floor • Or I'm going head over heels for you • I'm blue, but it's not from the sadness • It's from the bruises of love that I got from you • That don't hurt at all
2.
I used to be so angry I acted so uptight The doctors gave me prozac To make me feel alright Now I'm well adjusted Can solve my problems in a pinch No sign of anxiety My life is such a cinch But there's something lingering Creating an ungainly gaping hole A feeling of incompletion Something those little pills stole There's nothing to bother me Everything's just going grand I got Nothing left to complain about And that makes me mad My job is so perfect Simple and stress free My family loves who I am And is there to help support me I've got to say this drug works Maybe just a bit too well I thought about it all last night I tend to dwell
3.
You got carjacked and while running away • Got robbed at gunpoint by a man in gray • You're horoscope says it's your lucky day • On the news is your house burning down • Tattoo parlour after a drink • Filled his arm full of india ink • He's sober now but he can't think • Who the hell is Jane? • Lost your wallet, locked your keys in your car • And your girlfriend's got mono • Sophomores in highschool, having a kid • The boy didn't know but te girlfriend did • I said the boy didn't know but te girlfriend did • She's a got some news for him • Kid in your class called you a homosexual • Cuz your shirts are ironed and your pants don't sag • Brought a gun to school in a duffle bag • Who's your momma now?
4.
There's a hole in my shoe From where I shot myself in the foot When I broke up with you Now I'm stuck on a lake in a leaky boat What am I to do When the girl I like thinks I'm a stupid idiot Cause I broke up with you She's your friend and I don't stand a chance in hell Why do I try This frustration makes me just want to cry Sitting here alone Playing solitaire til I'm sick to the bone There's a spot on my pride A tumor of pain and depression inside It's something I learned to hide But my indifference leaves me alone and deprived
5.
I saw you there • With dark black tights and dark black hair • Humming a tune that seemed familiar • It sounded like pumpkins mayonaise • One look one sight one glance one gaze • Doot-n-doo-doot-doo • I want you baby • I'd seen you before • In a Star Wars movie or a video store • You had a name that seemed familiar • It wasn't Kathy or Clementine or • Hannah or Kelly it was just like mine • After all I've said and all I've done • I've made my mind up you're the one • No one else can make me feel this way • It feels so right when you hold me tight • What else can I say? • I wouldn't love you any less if I were gay • I didn't care • That you ran your fingers through my hair • I liked the way it seemed familiar • I called you morning, day and night • We'd laugh we'd talk we'd cry we'd fight • I'll never forget what you said • That one night that we spent in bed • I wouldn't love you any less if I were a homosexual dressed in drag • and hitting on your boyfriend cause I'm • gay
6.
So here I am again wondering what I did wrong • Wondering why you won't talk to me • Sitting across the table you won't look me in the eyes • And I'm starting to wonder if you ever really loved me • Decisions left unmade and words left unheard • Always come back to hurt me in the end • But why should you care, cause you know you won't be around • And so I learn not to depend on you • Only now I realize • But it's too late to look in your eyes • And tell you how much I really care • It's bad enough that you're so far away • If you were mine would you stay • Cause if I'm not with you I might as well be nowhere • Wish you were here • I never looked at you, no more than a glance but • Now I think I love you and I do not have a chance • I think I'm ready to move on and deal with this • But your stupid arrogant boyfriend will not • Stop reminding me that you are his • Don't know what you've got until it's gone • I've waited around here for to long to let it end like this • But how many times have I been here before • Crawling back to you across the floor • Just to be stepped on • All I think about is you • These images in my mind will stay true forever • Forever • Now I gotta do something else • But without you I hardly know myself
7.
Regrets 02:47
I wish I'd never got addicted to heroin It didn't taste that good at first Until I found a better way of using it I wish I'd never joined a punk rock band I thought I'd get some attention And maybe make some money If I had a dollar For every time I screwed up I'd probably be as rich as The guy who's wife and daughter I sexually harassed I'll never make that mistake again I wish I'd paid attention in school Instead of enjoying my high By this time I might've had a job I wish I'd kept my mouth shut Instead of flashing gang signs to the Long Beach Crips I didn't know she was your girlfriend I didn't know your car was still in drive I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend But I was only going fifty-five I wish I knew what love was But I know I'll never find it I wish I'd never lost you But I think I like your sister more
8.
Goth Guy 03:11
Well I'm a teen-age American Goth Guy When I got my nose pierced I didn't even cry I'm all about self-mutilation and getting high It's something that all of you kids should try I've got a gothic name And lots of gothic friends You might think that I'm original But I know I've become the latest fashion trend Goth Guy Dressin' blacker than a minister Wearin' make-up makes me look sinister Goth Guy I think I've got a pathetic life So I cut myself with a kitchen knife Goth Guy I'm always feelin' suicidal The guy from Nine Inch Nails is my idol Goth Guy Just look deeper and you'll see That there really isn't anything wrong with me It's hot as hell in this trenchcoat but it's okay It's got storage space 'til next Saturday I scared a kid on the way to school today Got pepper spray to keep the Northsiders away I've got Marilyn Manson playin' in my Discman All my friends know that I'm their number one fan I smoke cigarettes just like my old man You ask me why I do it and I say, "Because I can" cause I'm a...
9.
Heartattacks 03:40
There I went and did it to myself again I had no regard for any common sense When I think of you, it gives me heartattacks Now all the things I do just make it harder on you And I'm so tired No point in moving, but I have no choice There's nothing I'd like to be doing when you're not here There's nothing I'd like more than to have you here I can't even talk about you to my friends Without being called stupid and arrogant Your love is like a smack in the face by the handle of a hoe in a Tom & Jerry cartoon
10.
I keep on hiding but they'll find me anyway They say they're gonna break my legs if I don't pay I start my car to try to leave but it blew up Cuz they're the Mafia I didn't do no wrong It's getting hard to sleep With all the fishes swimming around I thought cosmetic surgery was the right road I spent more money than Fat Tony said I owed Now I look ten years and the boob job was free My cement shoes are just my size That forty eight bucks would have saved my life

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A digital re-release of the 1999 CD put out by Reality Control? #24, on Unicorn Power Schema.

(From the original website listing):
The Longtrain Chronicles is our debut CD, out on Reality Control? Records. Here's some vital stats:

Track Listing
01 Head Over Heels
02 Nothing Left to Complain About
03 Sucks To Be You
04 A Kid In Grown Up Shoes
05 I Wouldn't Love You Any Less If I Were Gay
06 Wish You Were Here
07 Regrets
08 Goth Guy
09 Heartattacks
10 Mafia
Recorded in November 98.
Run time is about 32 minutes.

credits

released April 15, 1999

Dan: left guitar, vocals
Adi: right guitar
Nick: drums, vocals
Matt: vocals, bass
Ryan Mendez: guest guitar track on Cover Girl (uncredited)

Recorded by John Lyons at the Living Room, Oct-Nov 1998. Special thanks to John, Larry Mills and the Living Room.

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